This is one of those ‘you had to be there’ moments, but I’ll tell you anyway. A colleague of mine managed to get a fishbone stuck under his fingernail, causing it to go septic. This sparked a rather raucous conversation about the fish equivalent of Spiderman. It started out as Sardine Man, with the ability to fit into tight spaces but I thought Mackerel Man had a better ring to it (and theme tune).
Big Hair Metamorphosis 
…ooo…nice ear-worm to finish…. (wanders off humming)…
I’ve now had it in my head for nearly 24 hours!!! Arrrrrgh
…don’t read the post I put up today then…you’ll get rid of one and gain another!….
Mackerel, Mackerel man, I’ve got to be a Mackerel Man… they you go. You’ve got me started too!
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