Sept/Oct is that time of year when spiders appear in every corner of the house. With a heavy heart I find myself hoovering up whole families – mother and babies (100+). I love spiders but we can’t just have them multiplying exponentially no matter how many flies they catch. I imagine their demise is one of terror followed by a great sickness as they spin around and around in the Dyson cylinder. RIP spiders.
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My daughter hates spiders so bad that she has made a deal with her brother. Whenever she screams, he kills it. If he can provide proof of the kill, she pays him $1. Sounds a bit like an old Western, doesn’t it?
Poor spiders – they get a bad rap!